i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."