lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via unpopuler)

cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

(Source: cramp, via unpopuler)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via encourage)

automatically:

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis, via asvprock)

Hey cutie. 😏😘

the-pizzaking:

my anaconda can’t even

(via crystallized-teardrops)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via callipygiannnnn)

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via asvprock)

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

(via yeezytaughtmads)

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